the super duper amazing twilight love song

nuttymadam3575

LYRICS-a tale, im here to tell you.it makes me so blue.two hot fellas.and a nasty little bitch called bella.she meets two damn fine young boys.(this is where i get annoyed!)cos she chooses one,and she had to pick the one I want!what a bitch she had to go and choose my eddieha ha ha! he still wont take her to beddie byes!well i guess thats ok cos when they break up,ill be waiting to pick the pieces up!damn right im not givin in.and second best is not an option!jakes cute and all...but i dont want a boyfriend who fetches ball!its not fair! i dont care if its gone too far,he's proposed and he's even bought her 2 new cars!i think i'd like to choke her on her wedding ring,then ill be there to console him!but wait if she dies, he commits suicide, then theres no edward left for me, noooooooo!oh i just cant help it!i love him so much!his hair is just so...shineeeeeeeeeeeee!damn it! i guess its over!and he's chosen her! but i still need a man who can! (wink)jacob baby im comin for ya!i dont care if i have to worm you twice a year!and its ok if you like it when i scratch your ears!and i certainly dont mind if your half naked!and i wont reject you like bella did.tell me why? everything worked out so perfectly!?double wedding bells! edward and bella!jake and me!i've got my man! and he's scorching hot property!and he's not even prone to fleas!now i know! everything worked out so perfectly! everyone is happy now and its thanks to me!bella's been vampified!and jakes with me!and my first litter is due next week!come on jacob, walkies!OK people this is just my little bit of fun, the madness of me has to escape every now and again and this is a prime example of why you should not take this video seriously, its comedy, its fun, its not a reflection on my views about twilight, as believe it or not i am not under the dillusion that i actually could fall in love with jacob black - he is not real.....lolz. i love twilight excessively and would never mock stephenie meyer as she rocks in every possible way - fact. oh and just for the record i am most definitely team edward.all music copyright belongs to priddis music 1999.

twilight love song funny silly jacob emma bella edward parody backstreet boys want it that way stephenie meyer

 
xXKrii100fXx
This is very encouraging, well somewhat. In my name, poverty ends and we are going to make change. A smile upon you is our prayer, James Robinson


BMXMichal93BMX
1:03! IM STEVE! AWESOME!!!!!


Fahdian
Love it...thanks!


tomekwindak
Good song but Im still a republican,besides today democrats in government including Obama are socialists not ones who uphold the values of democracy.They seek to inflate government not our freedoms. This a capitalist nation, built on the ideals of Freedom.Free to worship any God you choose the freedom to express yourself and the freedom to make money People always blame the govt Wellwho elected them.The govt. is the peoples to control,if change is going to happen it has to start with the people


Hentaiek
9/11=complete inside job!


Kuszarian
this song kicks ass!!!


Metalowca
Nice...


Olej1906
how do you expect to end poverty? by submiting videos to youtube? and you should realise it is immpossible to get rid of poverty unless you want the quality of your life to suffer


madixshoot
awsome song 5/5


XvallorX
wtf? is the internet invaded by rednecks now? this is why we should pass a law saying hillbillys should not have computers


KingMarcin
amazing!


drab2000
amazing song 5/5


hotkisses2002
This is awesome!


60514352
haha all these ppl then FERGIE lolz i luv fergie :)


zoinkclothing
its talking about world poverty he clearly explained ^... so pay attention. make a video with your name and speak up


student2akajoey
whats so special in this vid, guys?


chuckMEout
James


nitrogliceryna07
i don't get this song, coud someone plz explain? plz?


PepsiManiac123
Sub4Watch **If you don't Know what it means Go to my channel and Find Out**


n0r1
great song!


vicknow
wow calm down i think u have severly confused the message of the video and song


lobozepa
this should be on every tv on the world!!! and in the newspaper(lol) everything! so that all knnow!


shoppingturtles
thats a big ass marker at 2:05


spartakouss
Yup! They will fix it all with songs and the money of others!


zoopals3
i'll stick to giving my own way and to the charities of MY choice; MOTHER THERESA FOUNDATIONs and Pavarotti and friends,the Bill Gates foundation,Peace corps.and i'll do it "in my name" indeed!and, i wont call on the politicians thats not their job!keeping America strong is!


nigroverdis
In "MY name" sounds blasphemous. A secular take-off on Jesus telling his followers to pray in HIS Name. It's NOT about you. This planet, every breathe you take is because of and about, the Lord Jesus Christ. May God have mercy on you all.


saln91
good cause, but the vid can`t get much more llllllllllllame.


chickentacopie
more has been contributed during the Bush administration around the world and at home by both the government and private sector than at any time in history.i look around and see "impoverished" people tipping the scale at 300lb+ with 3,4,5,kids and cell phones!


xMethusalemx
Your scripture reference makes God look judgemental and uncaring. Choose more wisely next time. you need to be aware of the atmosphere and know that the you-tube-I-know- everything-about-everything-crowd has no tolerance for blunt force preaching. Matthew 10:16 "Behold, I am sending you out as sheep in the midst of wolves, so be wise as serpents and harmless as doves.


Kaaatyo
MARK AS SPAM, DO NOT READ! If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours


ductpondfilms
Yay, celebrities. They'll fix it all!


Stonka6
wow, you guys are doing great work. the poor are going to feast on some real satisfying videos tonight.


Klusiaa91
that was queen Rania of Jordan on 2:16 0_0


LookingForTheTop
song please


jkkjjkkj14
vanillaextractz: The way u think is the way u wont find light at the end of the tunnel. your mind is what brings poverty, and blindness. I will never walk beside you cause that day I'll be lost.


caponetobibobi1
I have been trying to say it like that for a while, good wording.


charakterr1
America hates Communism because it is against everything that our nation stands for. Free enterprise, the right to make your own way in life and everything else that comes with those freedoms is exactly what Communism doesn't have. Then the idea that no matter how hard you work, you will always get the same as the next guy? That just makes for such a hopeless life...


ahte86
The world will continue to live. The only thing that is threatened is mankind. And Jesus Christ, even if He does exist, will not save us. We will just end up destroying ourselves... The Bible is full of metaphorical stories included with a bunch of lies and deceit =\


mjconcupiscent
i dont mind ppl believing wat thy believe but plz dont preach over youtube


vicosto
Poverty is everywhere. It is in those who refuse to accept God , Jesus in their life. Believe or not the bible says; Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our LORD.


SpratFear
If you honestly think that's what he meant, then I feel sorry for you.


maiej943
People refuse to understand that Jesus Christ is the only way to save this world, is the true and life. Please read this in the Bible 2 Chronicles 7:14; if my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.


ziom007mc
it is. It even says on the board.


czaq74
>Except that one time he threw the moneychangers out of the temple. With a whip.> Matthew 21:12, Translated directly from aramaic by George M. Lamsa "...[He] drove out all who were buying and selling in the temple, and he overturned the trays of the money changers... 13...he said it is written, "my house shall be called the house of prayer, but you have made it a bandits' cave. 14 And in the temple they brought to him the blind and the lame, and he healed them."


furiat1
is that fergie at 1:30?


garda1980
Interesting.


2106352
in other to end poverty you have to put end to wealth, poverty is the product of wealth


3bonk
ok so?


RawTurkish
plus...all the celebrities want to help but they don't want to help in their own country...


SylwusiaAngel
100% AGREE. would be different if something was being donated by this video... What difference does it make if it has celbrities names? Stupid, stupid...


analfabetax987
great


pliszka900
By the way, Jesus said "the poor you will ALWAYS have with you," suggesting that we can't end poverty after all. Maybe not the reference you want to rely on.


Ron000Weasleey
> ...but Jesus never laid a finger on anybody... Except that one time he threw the moneychangers out of the temple. With a whip. Jus' saying.


666heidi666
What use is this terrible song in the fight against world poverty? If people want to help by all means do but why not do something useful like charity work or donate some of your cash to the less fortunate. Whatever you do,please dont pay this failure of a singer for his useless mssg.


100jakkk
i luv this song!


afgan1000
really??? ME TOO xD joking


ZagubionaWeMgle
Awesome vid! thanks


petrsns
Cogratulations moron.


13Kanapka13
I don't have time to read the book that is inm the description of this video. And there is no such a thing as a stupid question. Thanks for being no help what so ever and for the insult. Have a wonderful day.


simin0
stop wasting your money.


Lamehunterpro
Hate to disapoint you, but Clinton never had the power Castro, Chavez or Mugabe have. The Office of US President is very clearly defined by the constitution, limiting the powers of its holder to only act in the interest of its citizen's security. Anything Clinton may have promised you in the past you should take up with him personally: his office never made him our "leader", nor did it gave him the authority to promise you anything beyond the money he earned himself.


Asia94pisko
and june read the description of the video...and dont ask stupid questions


sector152
Wtf is this supposed to be and why is it on the front page?


Jusul4
**zimbabwe; the same thing is happening on a smaller scale. the nation's powerful are screwing over the nation's poor for their own gain.** It was the LOCAL government who literally screwed the population, not the west. This attitude is widespread across Africa. After that you want to pump money in that country? Another garbage-dump country; Ethiopia. They are receiving food-aid for the last 25 years! This is more than a generation! What are they doing to waste so much help?


AmBeam
Plenty of overly-religious people in the US...


SonyMan89
The idea that the west is somehow causing the third world to be poor is nonsense. Before the west became rich everyone was poor(for 200.000 years), by the way poorer than most poor people today. If anything we are helping by exporting scientific progress to poor countries. I don't owe anyone anything, except maybe some advice: follow the lead of the US and the west. Individual rights and capitalism bring prosperity, religious fanaticism and socialism bring poverty.


dziubus147
My name is David Brinkley and I am trying to spread the message of "Laugh Out Love." Please, for anyone who wants to better the world, check out my video and participate in "Laugh Out Love." Thanks guys and laughter and love to all.


brontxD
poverty in third world countries is sustained by their continually being raped by western consumerism. it's not exactly their fault, and neither is it ours, that's just the way capitalism works. the rich make themselves richer at the expense of the poor. zimbabwe; the same thing is happening on a smaller scale. the nation's powerful are screwing over the nation's poor for their own gain. the upside, though, is that every now and then a french revolution happens.


BobekMistrz
Okay, what about Zimbabwe?


JapaneseAliens
the fun starts when you ask why they failed. go on, try it!


xxxxPRZEMOxxxx
kill them all


polishstar123456
Communism works so well that they need to put fences around their countries to keep people inside! Oh... wait... :D


molokoLFC
In my name, I will NOT give you the right to plunder into the White Man's wallet to fund failed states across Africa.


Barhwald
jajajajaj


rufuleuspl
/watch?v=cXteQGlue64 WATCH :D comment and subscribe please! :D thankssss guys


cherrylillyz
i'm rebeka


anonimowy0
ow they il end it alright THEY STARTED IT AND THEY WILL FINISH BEFORE 2015 THEY WILL WIPE OUT 80 % OF THE WORLD POPULATION


danielix11
No. Capitalism and Communism have much more in common than you might imagine. In capitalism the corporation is the government. In communism the government is the corporation. Same bad ending. How about a new solution?


FastNightmare
where as with a communist system everyone benefits and wealth is distributed equally ...like in Utopian Cuba and China...right??


mg4994
agreed


krzewik
i'm Grant.


OFF15
Silly. Only the few benefit from Capitalism. Meritocracy (the idea that if you work hard you will succeed) does not exist in the real world. People are dominated by the elite few at the top of the capitalist pyramid. Capitalism ftl (of most people).


celesteszim
Yeah good luck with this... not. Capitalism ftw.


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neronthc
Thank You For Posting: I ended poverty, I got an abortion. Cheers! Valkyrie Ziege Mourne


Kotello
y the hell was missy higgins in this video


silent1983
dont let McCain get away with canceling the debate do a google search for demandthedebate2008 to sign the petition. Until 11:00 a.m. friday.


MissySeepy33
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Thor233PL
Oh that is way too smart for these super rich artists. It is all about rainbows and puppy dogs. They deserve everything we work for. They are not held to a standard.


agooola
you can't end poverty, but you can help some people


xawia
in my name i say teach theese people how to get out of poverty, quit waitting on hand out,and stop reproducing children they cant even feed,,,,DAHH


twojamyszkakotku1
check out my muffins video. Rated top 5 funniest on youtube! SUB!


DavidexDC
Well Done; Creative Message to let the people know that CHANGE is required, and that DOLLARS are useless, while the system at present abides.


Veldionar
great 5 stars!